Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen

I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire

by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019

Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

nibble massage

A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.

My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)

by Zen Unicorn May 31, 2016