Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024

Sugar Wall Massage

The act of having sexual intercourse

Would you like a sugar wall massage?

by Rangerjack97 September 28, 2025

Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Stinky Massage

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them

"im going to give myself a stinky massage"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022

massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022