NJ Martin

NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.

Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.

Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin

Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.

Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.

by -NJ- January 16, 2011

martin scorsese

A true master of the ART form. A director who directs films to the highest ability and gets the best performances out of his actors while touching subjects such as sin and redemption and always creating unforgettable masterpieces. One of the best directors to grace our earth.

I think Martin Scorsese's best film is Raging Bull

No way it's Taxi Driver

Goodfellas, man!

by rob ricksen April 10, 2006

Trey Martin

The most perverted man alive. Anyone with this name is by gods name a kid toucher.

“Is that Mr, Martin. God I pray he doesn’t touch my kid like he did to my friends son last week.” Man every Trey Martin is such a pervert.

by NoNoSquare69 December 26, 2019

Martin Garrix

Pizza lover breaking a festival near to you.

I lost my mind during Martin Garrix' set, what a show !!

by Wedidit August 11, 2017

demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes

if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

Aston Martin

A superb automobile company. Ford has not "ruined" them in any way. However, Vanquishes are for poseurs who think spending thousands more for a car with a worse power-to-weight ratio than the DB9 and a horrid paddle-shifted manual is the good thing to do. Of course, your average 15-year-old doesn't know that. The DB9 can be had with a proper manual transmission or a smooth paddle-shifted/full-auto AUTOMATIC, weighs less, has the same 6.0-litre V12, costs less, and is objectively a purer GT than the Vanquish. Think about it, kids.

My roommate's old man might buy an Aston Martin DB9. Jesus god!

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler November 1, 2004

Louis-Martin

A FIRST NAME COMPOSED OF TWO NAME, of French origins.

Composed of Louis - of French and Old German origin having named 18 kings and which meaning is "famous warrior" - and Martin - of Latin origin, meaning "dedicated to Mars" and which originates with the Roman war god, Mars.

In the expression "dedicated to Mars" - Mars being an euphemism for War - Louis-Martin's essence purport to the qualities of the mind and soul of a fierce conquerer, yet noble ruler.

My king, Louis-Martin is at the door of our kingdom! We're doooo*horrendous screaming of women and their child; graphic dismembering of all penises bearer*oomed!! oh no, oh my god, divine Louis-Martin, please spare my worthless life divine Louis-Martin!! wait what? is that a .. is that a beer? a huge and cold awesome fucking beer? for me? *cries of joy and complete submission for many incoming generations*

by WhereIsMarty February 5, 2010