Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow

Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise

by Suprise Muthafucka February 05, 2014

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish November 01, 2017

Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.

“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”

by Capt. KW June 17, 2025

marshmallow chick

A cute chunky girl who's got a little more to love.

Damn man, check out that marshmallow chick.

by Sm0kahontas October 30, 2015

Pop a Marshmallow

This is what a commentator from 107.7 The Franchise says as a Pokemon defense move.

"You ever just Pop a Marshmallow?"

by ZACKARY GRAYSON November 29, 2018

golden marshmallow

A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet

A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame

That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.

I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.

by Aroach January 23, 2019