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major load

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum
by the looks of amy's face she just met major load
by mister big jim May 1, 2010
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major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
by JT Rooster November 3, 2006
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Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
by Major Hal October 26, 2004
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
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Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.
“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”
by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018
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Major alert

Major alert mA-jurh-AH-lur-

On one of FaZe clan member Adapt videos, he is in a right situation, causing him to scream “Major alert”. This term skyrocketed the channel and their twitter, with other FaZe Clan members such as FaZe Nikan or FaZe Banks to post it. These terms as well relate with other terms such as bang her later or lit later. This term has caused popularity to increase, brining in more social media followers, subscribers, views, and popularity.
Teacher: Pop quiz you motherfuckers!
Male students grades 8th-12th: Major Alert! Alert the alert!
by Just helping out. November 8, 2017
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major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.
MajorChrome: I hate everyone
by G2 January 8, 2004
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