Ypsilanti, Michigan

Great place to go to school to get a great education. But, when you step off of campus, you'll be robbed. Expect a gun to your head.

Where are you going tonight?.....Ypsilanti, Michigan....Watch your purse.

by EMUEagle February 23, 2011

Michigan sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in ones vagina.

''Last night I gave that girl a Michigan sneeze!''

by the raper 666 April 25, 2010

Michigan Train

The big, long, and in some opinions dangerous 3 trailer big rigs that are not allowed on some freeways, but are allowed on many tollways. Most are UPS and FEDEX

There were Michigan trains all over the road with their rear ends swerving in the wind.

by devolution23 October 18, 2008

Hot Michigan

When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.

My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style

by qringo August 25, 2011

Michigan DewBanks

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.

Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!

Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?

by Mr. Sef January 11, 2008

Michigan Mudbucket

Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.

Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!

by Scott Gillman May 24, 2009

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011