by anonymous January 24, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 1, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A michael is someone who is tough and never backs down from a fight, but is sensitive and meaningful on the inside. He's seen as somebody you can trust and is reliable to the ones he loves most and his girlfriend sexy af. also got a fat dick and pounds good. His banter is unbeatable and there isnt going to be someone else the same as him - his smile is the most attractive thing you could fall in love with and hes seen as a loyal person who you will never get bored off. can be a dick sometimes but the memories you make with him will never be forgotten. also plays overly good at any game smh. also will roast the shit out of you ion every sarcastic form possible. luv u michael hehe.
by bigbootyhoe2.1 November 14, 2020
Get the michaelmug. The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
by MrBombastik November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
by T0aster111 April 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 