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mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
by Kappa// August 21, 2016
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McDonalds Hangover

The shitty feeling you get straight after eating a McDonalds meal, usually coupled with a 'still hungry' feeling. Usually due to all the additives and addictive ingredients in the food.

Symptoms include bloatedness, tiredness, feeling sick, feeling ridiculously full but still wanting to pump your face full of food; We call this phantom hunger. Recent studies show that McDonalds Hangovers are most common on Sunday's, with 62% occurring on this day.
Fat Girl: Man I feel aweful after eating that McDonalds but I still want more. I think I may suffer from constant munchies(Phantom Hunger)!

Fat Boy: Nah, thats just the McDonalds hangover kicking in. You are now a Maccy junkie(education)!
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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
by brendan September 9, 2004
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mcdonalds cheesy fries

🧀🍟 BadBoyHalo cheesy fries reference
McDonald's Cheesy Bacon Fries feature the chain's signature French Fries, topped with cheddar cheese sauce and applewood-smoked bacon bits. The cheese sauce delivered a robust, creamy cheddar flavour that tended to overwhelm the distinctive flavor of McDonald's Fries. Texture-wise, it has a smooth creamy consistency.
by PingSpoofMeDaddy June 25, 2020
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McDonalds money

What a parent might say in response to a request from her child when asked, if they will buy them a meal away from home, rather than say "No".
"What ? you got some McDonalds money ?!?"
It can be very effective tactic because, instead of simply saying no; it will force the child to think about a response to their question. Rather than, continuing to pester their parent to buy them something.
by Alfonzotoledo February 6, 2012
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McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.
I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
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McDonalds Shit

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.
McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit
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