luke

to wash your hands in someon elses front yard tap
hmm my hands are dirtry i gotta do a luke
by weesyboy April 17, 2007
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luke

The nickname for Luther Campbell, who started the 2 live crew as Luke Skywalker, but stopped using that name after legal action was threatened by Lucasfilm. Afterwards, he changed his company to Luke Records and was called either Luke or Luther Campbell. Luke' lyrics are wildly varied and run the gamut from sexually suggestive to sexually explicit to sexually abusive. Contrary to what many people think, Luke is not and has never been a gangsta rapper. Luke started out before NWA, and kept going after them. His CDs are generally nonviolent.
Luke started out before NWA, and kept going after them.
by gruefood June 06, 2006
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Luke

A boy without any pubes or underarm hair who has an extremely small penis, looks like an alien and got caught by him mum wanking.
Did you hear about that immature guy who looks like an alien and got caught by him mum, he's such a luke
by SammyB&Condog February 26, 2009
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Luke

1. The hero of some lame sci-fi movie from the 70's.

2. A miserable cunt.
"Use the force, Luke"

"Luke. You're a cunt!"
by MatsHallman October 05, 2007
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Luke

A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.
"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.
by lolopopop July 05, 2011
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luke

when you hook up with someone who currently has a boyfriend/girlfriend.
1. "dude, i pulled a luke last night with with phil's girlfriend kelly!"
by dontbethatoneguy January 19, 2010
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Luke

A gay nigga with airpods he flexes with his iPhone 8 and likes a girl named Emily he is a fake richbich and likes to flex his mom's annual payment
Luke stop flexing u gay nigga
by THAT1NIQQer March 06, 2019
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