perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 01, 2004

log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.

Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.

by RhythmJunky May 06, 2010

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014