loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

loach

Crust that forms around a person's butthole

My ass itches cuz I got so much loach!

by Loacha Libre April 18, 2008

loach

a person who loves giving hickies. also enjoys seeing the reaction of the person who is receiving it.

usually seen in 18 to 20 year old males.

I love Blake, but he's the biggest loach I've ever been with. So now I look like a white trash leopard.

by ashlyn grace May 10, 2008

looch

Short for "leg-gooch", the space between your balls and your leg, where BSTL-causing sweat is made, and is notorious for smelling almost as bad as the gooch itself.

I stopped wearing a cup when I played paintball because it chafed my looch to hell and back.

by The Ammon Republican Army September 17, 2005

longchop

A man who has an overly laerge penis

Rob off BMW forum has a super Longchop and shall be termed as the original Longchop.
M3 drivers have a Longchops, dont they?
This individual appears to have a large penis, therefore i shalll name him - 'Longchop'

by Longchop December 9, 2008