(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.
When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!
Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
by montreal lobsterman August 16, 2010
A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.
King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
by sprockethawk December 31, 2012
When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"
by Charles TPIAZ July 11, 2008
by blakeness November 24, 2006
by aDAMishawt February 09, 2015
The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.
I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.
by the wrEcKless 1 January 05, 2011
Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.
by Jay August 07, 2004