by Light Joker April 9, 2006
Get the no-win situation mug.A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...
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Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?
Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.
Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.
by The seeker!! December 19, 2008
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"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."
by BBBBLK September 3, 2009
Get the situation crack mug.When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.
Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.
Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?
Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.
Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?
Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.
Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.
by CSituation June 1, 2010
Get the Chicken Situation mug."Awh man, check Debbie over there, you should get all up in her situation!!!"
"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and he was all up in her situation!"
"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and he was all up in her situation!"
by ElectricGav December 2, 2009
Get the all up in her situation mug.A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.
A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
by Bill 215 October 14, 2022
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