Linux

The OS equivalent of a hybrid car.

Steve: Have you heard about Bob? He uses Linux.
Dave: What a douchebag.

by Kriyze January 29, 2014

Lino

A lino is generally a dummy thick guy from Japan. He gets all the sexy bitches. HAS SMALL DICK ENERGY

God what a player, bet he's a Lino

by Anal blaster May 19, 2019

Linux

Crappy computer software that isn't compatible with anything.

Jenny: facebook does not agree with my computer
Hovan: y?
Jenny: it's a linux
Jenny: nothing agrees with my computer
Hovan: boo

by divegrl6 August 19, 2009

linolea

A drunk enforcer, kills any beer in one hit.

Linolea is drunk.

by ubah January 11, 2004

linoncello

a very good tasting liqor form italy...yummy

linoncello is a liqor, very yummy tasting and you cnat get enough

by sadott December 15, 2007

linoncello

a very good tasting liqor,from italy

Would you like to go with me into the woods and get drunk of of some linoncello??

by tomball December 16, 2007

Linux

The operating system* little boys employ in a vain attempt to appear computer-savvy due it's perceived complexity, which is really just a convoluted user interface stemming from the lack of higher cognitive ability found in Loonux 'programmers'.

As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.

* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.

** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)

If you're ever in need of a guideline on how to write sloppy, inefficient, spaghetti code, then see: linux.org

by A.Senior.Software.Engineer May 10, 2009