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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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lintrip

There are many lintrips in the state of California.
by asylumist89 October 22, 2008
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lino licker

A term used by football fans especially those of Dunfermline Athletic to describe fans of Raith Rovers who come from the town of Kirkcaldy famous for linoleum.
Don't sign him, he's a fucking lino licker
by :-):-):-):-) June 30, 2012
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Linhorst

A hipster; terrible at video games; into lolitas.
She doesn't even look 18; what a linhorst!
by Crosley April 28, 2014
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Limor

An angel, a princess, your boo, someone special to you, and a perfect person.
You're such a Limor.

angel perfect princess
by KatDaGrand February 21, 2017
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lenoraa

Lenoraa got hoes and will play you .
Lenoraa is bad !
by Nsjdjfh June 18, 2018
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Licorice

Things that hang from a rearview mirror such as lanyards, dice, cords, necklaces and other various decorations.
"The licorice in my car is obstructing my view."
by Kikimonchichi November 8, 2018
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