half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.

Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.

by Culie July 13, 2014

Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald

by Bush mick December 14, 2020

lazy down

Gabriel the lazy down leader

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth

by Memegeneral April 19, 2017

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011

The lazy fireman

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out

Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns

by Crack15 August 30, 2019

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011