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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
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Pit lizards

Usually the bitches at the track that are either fat, redneck, or annoying as fuck
Bro check out all the pit lizards coming over, fuck bro let’s get outa here
by Butholepirate11789 July 4, 2021
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Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course
Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn
by Seannoob March 14, 2022
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Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
by Lizard Len March 2, 2014
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Fat Lizard

The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:

Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.

With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
by BR4NNNN June 23, 2023
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gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
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Slot lizard

A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.
Jess ain't nothin' but a fuckin' slot lizard these days.
by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020
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