law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

thats law

When something is a fact or agreeable.

Or another word for “on god/ong”.

“Can I come to the party” “Yea but, you gotta bring drinks, thats law..”

“Fritios are nasty” “thats law”

by NoBrim December 12, 2021

Mophie's Law

The cosmic accident of running out of power on your cell phone at the worst possible moment.

Just as Suzie was describing how she looked in her new underwear to Tim on the phone, Mophie's Law kicked in and his phone battery went to zero.

by CLASHRPH February 8, 2015

Finagle's Law

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

by Belatu July 26, 2004

mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

by mike read August 13, 2003

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

by Sairin December 30, 2004

Damian's Law

Damian's Law: The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts.

Males pay less attention to senses other than sight (ie smell, taste) with regards to females, than females do towards men. What this means - The hotter a girl is, the less likely a guy will care if she farts. This is known as Damian's Law.

by A Hot gurl August 14, 2009