kristing

Being extremely dumb

We went to the pub quiz but lost because she was kristing.

by The Colligan April 17, 2011

Kissing the Frog

A euphemism for rimming.

That bitch wanted a fairy tale wedding, so I told her she had to start kissing the frog.

by catsandcoins October 18, 2012

National kissing day

April 22 every year is National Kissing day. Go up to anyone and give them a kiss. If they get angry just explain its National kissing day.

Kiss someone and if they get mad tell them it’s National Kissing Day.

by National Kissing Day April 11, 2019

Kiting

kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)

Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."

by SportySport July 10, 2009

Kissing the baby

Eating a girl out while pregnant.

Guy1: I went down on Abby last night.

Guy2: Isn't she pregnant?....

Guy1: Yeah but I was just kissing the baby;)

by Stuff&thangs March 2, 2014

Mexican kissing

Essentially having a threesome with a burrito. Like French kissing but spicier.

"Dude, how was Taco Tuesday last night?"
"Oh ya know, it ended in a lot of Mexican kissing."

by citcatcaitlin December 16, 2017

Piss-kissing

To kiss someone right after drinking a glass of carefully mixed piss and vodka.

Oh my god, are they piss-kissing?!

by Solar Shift August 4, 2019