Burger King crown

something you should NEVER wear on a plane

POV: you are a white man wearing a Burger King crown on a plane
you: she kneed me in the stomach

by super trop beau May 7, 2021

King Pair

In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice

Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?

by umpirestrikesback June 29, 2005

King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

by T-Bag King May 6, 2009

King Toe

Its the second toe on a human's foot. The toe next to the big toe. Many cases its the longest toe on the foot.

Kim likes to paint the nail on her king toe a different color than the other toenails.

by Coomdog January 1, 2017

King Flubber

A Full-On Idiot A RETARD
Known for creating Dumbassium a combination of Retardation And Being brain dead

This is known fully as the dumb-ass Jackson Theory
that one that asks for free money constantly makes dumb-ass remarks and will say they are leaving when they will return in several minutes ...
Another sign of king flubber is

-Gets angry but says its a joke chill
-will wheeze continuously at a missed shot in golf

-get 70 viruseseseses and have to factory reset there pc

-and of course, will no longer be in there prime

These things added up created the biggest retard the world has ever seen

please report if you have seen them before they are highly retarded and need to be in bed soon.

OH MY GOSH WHAT A DUMBASS

KING FLUBBER IS THE BIGGEST NUMSKULL IN THE WORLD!

by SmarterThenDumbJackson April 25, 2020

Kingblunted100

That guy that does doodle streams on twitch, his roommate has some chunky cats. Never takes his ski mask off, and sometimes blows bubbles in his chocolate milk.

Pretty nice guy.

I live kingblunted100

by Andero October 26, 2020

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021