kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk

“neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

The Kirk Lean

The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.

"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."

by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirking

The act of setting up a table and boldly but calmly talking to people of differing opinions in a polite, respectful way.

For all those interested there will be a kirking in the promenade at 2pm today.

by Techartists September 13, 2025

Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 7, 2014

kirked

“kirked” is a slang word meaning giving “neck” or head. it is a reference to charlie kirk who was famously shot in the neck

Met this baddie at the frat she came back to my room and kirked it.

by tpop4655665 November 12, 2025