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Justin Bieber

The kid who farts crap and all the girls want to smell it and have organisms.
OMG Justin Bieber came out with a new song!

What do he shit out today?
by The Tree of Real Music August 31, 2010
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Justin Bieber

is the definition of sex. basically no one cared about him but now that gay cunt heads can go suck cocks coz he is fucking sex and if you hate him then ..

"well.. you're girlfriend screams his name louder than yours during sex"

good enough for you
Girl: I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER

Boy: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN

girl: not with you pedo i want JUSTIN BIEBER with jb <3
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Justin Bieber

A talented boy; though he chooses to create bullshit-level music, and does it only for money, fame and girls.

tl;dr: Douche
John: Damnit, turn the radio off. Justin Bieber is coming up next.
Adam: Okay, okay.
*Turns the radio off*
by CloudChaser August 1, 2012
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Justin Bieber

A portrayal of the Antichrist, often described as being a male, blonde, fifteen year-old hip-hop performer with an excessive amount of tattoos on his torso. Despite his job as a hip-hop artist, this entity is unable to sing. This entity is desired by most young females of a low intellect. This entity is know for triggering many electronic music fans after appearing in "Where Are Ü Now," a song by Skrillex, Diplo, and Jack Ü. This entity is usually a symbol of evil or stupidity, however, he is also a symbol of employment, as it is a wonder how he still manages to get work.
"Oh my god. Is this Justin Bieber? Turn that shit off before I kick you in the nutsack!"
by Dr. Treabor May 5, 2017
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Justin Bieber

Dude who sings like a girl at sixteen.
Justin Bieber : Baby baby baby ahhhhh!!!!
by andspenboyy January 2, 2017
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Justin Bieber

A rather handsome lady.

And, to be more precise, a lady everyone hates. Most eleven year old fucktards come up with unfunny shit like how he/she (idfk) hasn't hit puberty or how 'it' sounds like a girl. While both are true, it is rare indeed to find an original, funny or even mildly humorous comment made against the Biebs. Of course, Justin Beaver (ha! I said 'beaver' instead if 'bieber'! Isn't that just FUCKING hilarious??) doesn't really give two shits, as he already has an army of retarded thirteen year olds to do his bidding and a stackload of their dad's cash.
*Justin Bieber sings*

*Glass breaks*
by Senpai Hunter August 16, 2015
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Justin Bieber

A Canadian whigger (white nigger) who thinks he can sing
All Canadians are Justin Biebers
by Netzach February 22, 2017
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