Cluster Junkie

1. A person that thrives on intimate space of 2 or more individuals.

2. An evolved close-talker that insists and grouping together, or clustering, of multiple people.

She crowded into the two men in the elevator like a cluster junkie.

by Sgt. Lexicon July 22, 2009

Janet's Junkies

A band with 3 members, who have upcoming singles and albums!

Have you heard the new the Janet's Junkies song?

by JANETS JUNKIES April 15, 2022

Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.

South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."

by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011

junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.

"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"

by vidourle October 7, 2012

Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.

Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.

by mysticklemom November 14, 2018

junkie jaw

When taking ecstasy and ones jaw becomes jutted making their face distorted and the jaw look huge.

Check out the junkie jaw on wee robbie, hes pure mad wi they eckys!

by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016

Junkie Jesse

A seemingly normal guy at first but then you find out he robs, is a predator, spends your money on hookers and drugs and has a rap sheet that’s 18 pages long and then his $10 for “traffic tickets” makes sense because his junkie sister and mom call about his restitution payments

Damn boy that junkie Jesse is passed out in front of my house again leaving me stabbed up sexually crazed deranged notes.

by Yergirlchucklespssssy May 31, 2020