by cockballer May 26, 2024

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
