She's a hoe that's going to hell with no real intelligence and a fucked up miserable life.she's a socially awkward retard with no friends everybody feels sorry for her so they treat her different.
Jessica is a loser and a spoilt brat.
by mennäperille December 26, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Annoying as hell, and can't mind her own damn business.
Chews gum loud af while she talks. Will stare at you for 5 minutes giving you the dirtiest look you have ever seen.
Chews gum loud af while she talks. Will stare at you for 5 minutes giving you the dirtiest look you have ever seen.
by lilhomie23 May 28, 2014
Get the Jessicamug. A common name for a girl normally born in September- December. She is normally quite insecure about her looks and just everything that makes her her. She is normally quite bad looking and has a very annoying voice. And although she loves her fellow friends and her lovers very much, she finds it hard to keep secrets.
me: hey who's that loner over there?
other girl: Dunno probably Jessica . but dont tell her about last night with you know who.
me: why?
other girl: the whole school will be getting you baby clothes
other girl: Dunno probably Jessica . but dont tell her about last night with you know who.
me: why?
other girl: the whole school will be getting you baby clothes
by JO - Jessica+ Owen forever April 17, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. Most beautiful amazing sexually impressive. Husband named James. He is also the best. She loves lumpy pumpkins. And is cute.
You so jessica
by Sjarex August 4, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica, beautiful and sometime smart, is the bitchiest girl you will ever meet. You’ll start off as being great friends and you’ll think she’s super nice, but she’s actually fake as hell. If you do something she dislikes, even if it’s the smallest mistake, she will hate you and make you apologize. She’ll constantly lie about you, too. Don’t trust a Jessica.
Man#1: Jessica looks mad at you.. she told me you called her a bitch and stole her jacket.
Man#2: What tf. She did that to me. Don’t trust Jessica.
Man#2: What tf. She did that to me. Don’t trust Jessica.
by _karenstolemytoy November 27, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a girl that throw shades on IG and snap chat,eats alot of shrimp and ask for notes at the end of the semester
by Wahgwaanppl April 21, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Usually they are all rude. This typical girl is a bitch, she thinks shes every guys dream and likes attention. She acts like a guy listens to hip hop and watches movies like scar face so she can convince guys shes down to earth. But watch out they are evil.
by Billy jean 9 November 20, 2013
Get the Jessicamug.