An ungrateful bitch that lies about everything if u love her stop even if she says she does she's lying she lies and lies and doesn't stop she is a dickhea that can't stop herself from lying if u love her stop seriously just fucking stop she hates u
by U gotta believe me October 14, 2015

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!
Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!
by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020

Sexy girl with big ass and tits who loves anal and having her cunt licked. Is very popular and will flash if asked to. Loves to parade around nude and show off her body. Enjoys large cocks and orgies. at the end of a party she always has her clothes torn to pieces and is covered in cum.
by Zerosic88 November 18, 2016

he is the best person ever also a really good friend and gets all the girls this dude is beast in basketball he is so cool and is a player and sticks to his promises no matter what
by hdftlhrehekhjthhrtjrhkjr;o;jjh May 16, 2018

Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
by Om's December 5, 2020

Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
by Dysprosium June 25, 2009
