Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010

Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error

We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!

by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010

Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006

jewbiscuit

An annoying little jewish person.

Mark, you jewbiscuit!

by Troz July 25, 2008

Jenisa

A kind of sandwich filled with cheese whiz and slices of pickles. One of the favourite snacks of leprechauns.

I set up a Jenisa in that cage there, as soon as a leprechaun walks in it I've practically got a pot of gold.

by Toxic Marshmellow December 18, 2010

jenis

wadded up socks or other articles of clothing stuffed down the front of your trousers to make it look as though you have a large package.

J: Look at the size of that dude's junk! That's amazing!

S: Nah, it's just a jenis.

by hippiejeb July 25, 2010

Jewish Harp

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.

"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"

by Paul, you sandy vagina September 19, 2006