january 4

“what do you want for dinner?” “go slurp some mac n cheese it’s january 4”
by kraftmacncheese October 16, 2019
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January 2

This is the day you can hold your crush's handz so hand fun everyone
Boy: hey you know what day is today
Girl: ya it is January 2, what's the big deal
Boy: it's hold hands day, can I hold yours?
by You don't know me so shut up December 29, 2019
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January 27

It’s national kick a guy in the dick day!
Is it January 27? THAT MEANS IT’S NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE DICK DAY
by Lololol banana October 19, 2019
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January 26

National kissing day so go hang out with that special person (your crush or partner)and give them your best or first kiss 😘💖❤️🥰💞
Girl : hey *gives him a kiss *
Boy: 🥰 I love you so much *gives girl a kiss* I am so happy it’s January 26 I wish everyday was January 26
by Hehhe January 24, 2020
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January 31

Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up
by fat dad October 15, 2019
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Captain January

Main Entry: Captain january
Function: Noun

1: One who brings salvation.

2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.

3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.

4: A taxi cab.
1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?

Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!

2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.

3: After watching Captain January 1936

Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!

Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.

4: Marine: Give me a shot!

Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.

Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!

Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!

Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.

Bartender: Who?

Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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January 16

This is Shining Jennie day. On this day, Jennie Ruby Jane Kim, was born. People born on this day, are cute, sexy, adorable, sensual, beautiful, ethereal, hardworking, kind, humble and all the good things.
On January 16th, 1996, Jennie Kim decided to grace us with her presence by being born into this world.
by Avatar Lisa October 15, 2019
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