sleeping japanese

verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.

"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."

by Josh McG November 11, 2005

japanese cupcake

Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.

John, you just got japanese cupcaked!

by Barnabie Jones January 16, 2009

japanese rain

the rain people get in japan. otherwise known as RAIN IN JAPAN! Why the hell do you people need to look up what rain in japan is???

I wonder if there's such thing as japanese rain...

by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016

Japanese Star

n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.

Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?

Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.

Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?

Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...

by Meekah Sloat October 6, 2011

Japanese Kiss

A kiss between two parties that requires the individual initiating the kiss to declare, "Hello Kitty!" just before their lips meet.

"I bet you a Japanese kiss that you won't put your hand on my lap again."

by Kero-Kero Keropi January 10, 2010

Japanese Sanduster

A bondage technique where in your partner is suspended midair via any means (including duck tape or rope) where the suspended individual is lightly dusted in powdered sugar while the person who is not suspended (preferably the male) yells kamikaze bonsai while jumping off a chair and attempts to penetrate or be penetrated by the other partner suspended in midair.

Yo fam I heard from your ex that you are killer at the Japanese Sanduster!

by SpunkyCunky July 17, 2018

japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens

after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014