Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg

WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!

by JuliePooly June 9, 2022

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers

Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot

by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014

Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.

Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.

by Killer3001 May 20, 2016

jared gallant

A dope ass kid who always got the hook up to some fine-ass weed/cocaine. Especially one who has the hook up for his main man Kayvon on the down low...

Damn ya'll see that jared gallant over there?
Yeah man he always got somethin cookin

by FireCheetah March 19, 2017