Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.

Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"

by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009

Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.

Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."

by The Drizzler November 6, 2008

Jamaican snow angel

When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.

So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.

by Albert Brady May 6, 2009

Jamaican Courage

A green herb that grows in most countries. Easily identified by the Japanese maple type leaves.

"Hey Scott, come with Jill and I bowling. We have Jamaican Courage!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012

jamaican steambox

this is when you take a dump in the bathroom and proceed to have a shower. the steam from the shower amplifies the odor, and it is always an unpleasant surprise for whoever strolls in the bathroom next

fuck man! did you just jamaican steambox the bathroom? that's disgusting

by mermanny September 18, 2005

Jamaican Butt Rape

When one Jamaican dominates another Jamaican in insexual matrimony

Jamal got jamaican butt raped by Bob Marley

by JustSh4tmySelf July 15, 2016