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Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should
NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic
by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025
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Iranian Buttplug

The action of 2 men both prenatrating eachother at the same time. One does a hand stand while pushing their p**** up towards the others butthole and the other men sits down opposite of the other while pushing their p**** down into the others butthole
Me and my brother Iranian buttpluged eachother
by Jfkdijdjjsk March 27, 2026
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Inanic

Inanic (adj.)
/ˈɪnə.nɪk

A word that has no meaning, yet feels like it should.

People often Google it in hopes of finding a definition. This is that definition.

And now that you’ve found it, the word is no longer meaningless.

Which, of course, ruins the joke.

But that act of giving it meaning — merely by defining it — becomes its new meaning.

And so the cycle continues:

“Inanic” means nothing. Unless you try to define it. Then it means the act of defining the meaningless. Which is meaningless. Which is inanic.



Etymology:
• Latin inanis — “empty, void, meaningless”

Meta Note:
You’re not the first to Google this.
You won’t be the last.
But by doing so, you’ve kept the joke alive — even as you kill it.
“His argument was entirely inanic — full of confident emptiness.”
• “You’re being inanic again: speaking with purpose but saying nothing.”
by SugarMind July 30, 2025
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Iraniancel

Mogger of Moggers. 8 PSL, 100 Harmony.
Girl 1: Oh my gawwd, have you seen Iraniancel? He is the hawtest man on earth!

Girl 2: Yass queeen, I would do anything to shd!
by JustSomeRandomHTB September 18, 2025
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Iranians

Oooooh! I hear the fucked the Iron Dome!
Hym "Did they do the thing!? Did the Iranians do the thing!? Straight line, scattershot, straight line, scatter shot! Did they do it? That would be hilarious! Right!? I told you I could break the dome! You know, they call me the 'Child of War.' in Japan! Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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Iranian Plummer

When making the sex and you work in a fist and a foot into someone's ass. Plunging so deep and hard, as if you were pumping for oil.
Bro, I still can't wash the smell off from when we teamed up and gave that rando an Iranian plummer last week.
by DigitalYokai December 25, 2025
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IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"
by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026
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