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Internet gangster

Someone who acts like he's El Chapo behind the safety of his keyboard to compensate for his small dick, inability to attract women and gain respect from other men, and its built like Steven Tyler in real life.
Kurt Barner talking mad shit he'd never say in real life in the comment section today. Kurt Barner is hereby nominated internet gangster of the year award 🏆
by Hold My Beer February 8, 2019
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Break The Internet

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
by prettyvibez April 29, 2015
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internet whore

Internet Whore (N.)
1- One who excessively updates their live journal, has a profile full of ridiculously colorful text (and song lyrics), and has most importantly, a myspace where they are often found tYpInG and (usually) acting retardedly.
"mY nAmE iS seXii Mike nd meh Hobiez includez:
Moonlight Strolls
Fresh German Chocolates
Dancing to the 'flashdance' soundtrack!
O, LoL and im Allergic to Peanutz!!!
OmG iLLy!!! I LUB J00!!":-D
by steve March 8, 2005
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internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click
by i think im gay July 17, 2006
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Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.
Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.
by grlubb May 24, 2007
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Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!
Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!
by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008
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Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.
Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.
by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009
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