InterTarded

Adjective:
Describes a condition whereas a person is incredibly inept at being able to use and/or navigate the Internet. (Internet + Retarded)

While I was showing our client our new website, I discovered she was intertarded when he ask, "do I have to double click on the link thingies?"

by Tech Tall March 24, 2009

Invert Jarvis

Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides

Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!

by Moorejam March 27, 2009

Intertwingled

A combination of intertwined and tangled. Also used as slang for hooked up

1. Natalie and Robbie intertwingled on Friday night.
2. My earbuds always get intertwingled in my pocket.

by 0dysseu$ May 6, 2013

jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

insert verb here

(multiple orgasims) when typing, to add actions, insert the desired action (interpritive dance) in parenthetical notation to give the other conversationalist (OOGABOOGA) an often humorous image in their minds eye. (throwing TV off of a building). often funniest if action has nothing to do at all whatsoever with the subject of speech.

"Dude I want to bang her like none other! (irish jig)"

by bert_fegg June 3, 2004

intertia

Internet inertia. The act of not being able to leave your old browsing habits or change service providers or social media websites, regardless of the offenses made to the consumers.

Person 1: Dude, why do you keep using SourceForge? Their installer gives you malware like that PC Optimizer Pro bullshit!
Person 2: I know, bro, I know, it's just... intertia, man.

by EHII September 30, 2014

InterTubing

When surfing the internet website known as YouTube for timewasting videos.

The following is an instant message conversation:

MCsuCkA: Whats up?
jsmith: At work... InterTubing.
MCsuCkA: Nice. YouTube is the best.
jsmith: You said it Mr.

by Dr[Shaun] July 6, 2007