When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.
by nikkjo3 March 24, 2017
when someone puts an empty case of beer on his (almost always male) head. generally what the drunkest douche at any given party inevitably ends up wearing. extreme case hattees may even poke eye and mouth holes in their case hat, for prolonged case hatting.
Bro, you shoulda been at Rick's party last night. Tim got totally axed and put on a case hat, and then he fell down and we beat the shit out of him with a big wooden spoon.
by Maxville June 02, 2009
A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
by The Flaps Fairy November 08, 2009
When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.
by the mad bj hatter July 11, 2014
I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.
by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011
*boy wears a green hat*
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
by halmstad May 30, 2019