impdiabod

i put my dick in a bag of doritos

guy 1- yo last night impdiabod
guy 2- what?
guy 1- i put my dick in a bag of doritos
guy 2- oh, same bro

by alyssas.defs September 27, 2019

Impussy

When a guys gouch folds in on itself and winds up looking like a vagina

I thought I got sent a pussy pic but upon further inspection, I realised it was an impussy

by SquigglyHoblet May 23, 2022

Impulse April

The one month of the year where you can do the things that scared you, with an excuse.

“Oh my gosh! You got bangs!”

“Yeah, I’ve wanted to for a while, and it’s Impulse April, so I thought ‘why not?’”

by xmadesie May 24, 2022

Impeach Ginni Thomas!

A popular sentiment frequently seen on placards at protest marches all across the U.S., to skewer the power tripping authoritarian misogynists, Clarence and Virginia Thomas, after her post-Capital insurrection emails were exposed.

Once the “Impeach Ginni Thomas!” placards were being seen everywhere, the Republican power couple were most certainly on the road to be duly busted and imprisoned as the vile traitors they are, thanks to their grandiosity and uncontrollable racist and sexist fervor in the form of being diehard Trump devotees which finally gave it all away!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2022

Russian Imperial Soap

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.

“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

by D. Slippington June 22, 2016

67' chevy impala

The best car ever!

Dean winchester´s beloved car.

Dean: My baby...(67' chevy impala)

Dean: Don´t touch my baby!!

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

by Sabo May 5, 2017

Vlad the Impaler

The real Dracula. Far from the cape-wearing bloodsucker, Vlad the Impaler was both a hero to the Romanians, helping to defeat the invading Turks, and at the same time a brutal monster (butchering people to prove a point, once again to the Turks). His favourite execution methods outside of impaling included getting boiled alive.

Vlad III "the Impaler" "Dracula" Tepes was a hero of the Romanian people.

Almost everyone else only knows Vlad the Impaler for the stakes.

by GalactaK May 1, 2020