wake me up inside

A very emo song used in many memes and jokes. A popular song by Evanescence.

My friend Brooklynn is so emo. "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Brooklynn shouts everyday.

by SmolG_ March 20, 2017

Ingrid Michaelson

A middling singer who thought she'd cash on in the cutesy-jangly ukulele train of indie horseshit.

Ingrid Michaelson: "Everybody everybody"
Everybody: "SHADDUP!"

by butttt June 13, 2010

darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 21, 2007

corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's [e-mail]."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

Inside job

When you fucking a pregnant chick and her kid starts to give you a hand job from inside, hence the name inside job

Jim: did you hook up with that pregnant girl from the party

Aidan: yeah man, even got an inside job

by JHova04 February 18, 2020

inside

something you say, after you've joked with your friends in front of a group of other people and they look baffled...
insiderjoke

(standing in front of the choir)
K: (yells)Spinach McWaffles
N & W: LOL, Ha Ha, etc...
(choir gives a baffled look)
K: oh, inside....

by Chris'Star' March 20, 2008

Ingrid

The most beautiful girl in the world. she is the best girlfriend and is really funny. Has a GREAT body that no one can resist and is really smart. But don't piss her off cause she will go off on you. If you meet an Ingrid, marry her!

Jealous guy: hey man i heard you were dating Ingrid
Lucky guy: yeah man shes so sexy!!!
Jealous guy: could you shut up, everyone is jealous already

by DAT COUNTRY KID January 16, 2011