HYIP

High Yield Investment Program.

A synonym for typically Internet-based ponzi schemes, with small minimums (typically less than US$500) and promised sky high returns without risk (i.e. more than 20% per year).

NOTE: See Triumph of the Optimists: 101 Years of Global Investment Returns
by Elroy Dimson, Paul Marsh and Mike Staunton.

Remember that new HYIP that I found that pays 25% a month? Well it paid for three months and then it collapsed.

by Alfredo Alberto September 20, 2004

Hyperian

Hyperian is a person who is hyper on knowledge, a must know everything from mathematics to philosophy. Hyperian person will stop at nothing in achieving knowledge and learning.

If you want to know the truth ask an hyperian.
He not simply a genius he’s hyperian

by Orion violet July 28, 2018

hyphenatrix

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.

Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.

by Jokanaan July 23, 2010

Hypermediocrity

To try with maximum effort to do something with minimal care for that which you are doing.

Due to building his house with such hypermediocrity, I was not surprised when Johns' house collapsed.

by John Soviet July 13, 2013

Hysterical

adjective
1.
deriving from or affected by uncontrolled extreme emotion.
2.
PSYCHIATRY
relating to, associated with, or suffering from hysteria

“1 - hysterical laughter"
“2 - the doctor thinks the condition is partly hysterical"

by SirHiccle December 23, 2018

hyello

Russian-accented greeting, meaning "Greetings!" or "Salutations!" Usually used when extremely excited and in extraordinarily public places. Usually followed by a chain of "Hyello's!" in response. Must be used in very loud volumes.

"HYELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you?" (Please use Russian accent here! Thank you)

by KLaurie February 23, 2008

Hypixel Forums

A collection of incredibly dumb (and very rarely intelligent) people constantly giving suggestions that will never be implemented into any form of entertainment due to lack of reason, intelligence, and common sense.

Most of the sections on the Hypixel Forums are full of nothing but the opposite of common sense, but I found one really good forum that has convinced me that the average human intelligence is higher than 13!

by SaSoGaming November 19, 2017