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High Yield Investment Program.

A synonym for typically Internet-based ponzi schemes, with small minimums (typically less than US$500) and promised sky high returns without risk (i.e. more than 20% per year).

NOTE: See Triumph of the Optimists: 101 Years of Global Investment Returns
by Elroy Dimson, Paul Marsh and Mike Staunton.
Remember that new HYIP that I found that pays 25% a month? Well it paid for three months and then it collapsed.
HYIP by Alfredo Alberto September 20, 2004
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1. A general expression of excitement and happiness.

The word "hyip" is the bastard child of the words hip and yip. Usually repeated twice in quick succession, the pitch of your voice should match the level of your excitement (higher pitch = more excited). Users of the phrase are often seen attempting to leap into the air while sitting down.
- How do you like your Dell Axim x50v?
- Hyip! Hyip!
hyip by E. Rock December 8, 2004
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hyippins 

1. A general expression of self-satisfaction.

A variation of the word hyip, "hyippins" indicates smugness rather than excitement. Should only be uttered in the most self-satisfied voice humanly possible.
- How were munchies?
- Hyippins.
hyippins by E. Rock December 8, 2004

HyipHyip 

An exclamation of fearlessness used by Hicks and country folk. Said right before doing something dangerous or very country thing. Often said at country parties in fields where shit is bound to happen!

Referenced in The YouTube video Redneck Jack In The Box by Puglife
Watch the video!
Hey I bet you won’t jump two stories off that roof onto a wooden table with a deer mount between your legs.
Oh yeah, hold my beer... HyipHyip
HyipHyip by TINYfury Page May 4, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026