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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017
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how many layers of irony are you on?

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C
by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019
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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!
by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012
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you know its funny how

Something a girl says after you ask whats wrong. You messed up in some way and she thinks you know about what you did. Usually done over text.
you: whats wrong?
Her: nothing....
you: oh okay
Her: You know its funny how...
by RedPanda334 October 30, 2017
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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard
Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
by killacrip August 12, 2021
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feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day

it’s feb 24th!!

ask the person you like how they feel about you
feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: ———————
by js31 February 23, 2021
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