Snatch Hatch

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

hoach

A roach and a hoe combined.

If you keep sleeping around I'm going to tell everybody that you're a hoach.

by Akenya Seymour May 13, 2005

hotchkiss

The Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are fairfield county, westchester (rye part of it of course), and new york city. They have a work hard play hard outlook. classes are monday-saturday but students more than make up for it when they leave campus saturday nights. drugs and alcohol are forbidden so they are only used a little and coke is popular because it's harder to catch students blowing lines than smoking weed and its harder to tell if a student is coked up than drunk. boys must wear coat and tie to class every day while girls wear skirts and tops. ties are all hermes and vineyard vines. the girls wear lilly pulitzer, ralph lauren, and theory. the biggest sports are football, fieldhockey, hockey, squash, and biggest of all lacrosse. most students go to ivy league or top 20 schools or small new england liberal arts schools. . schools that hotchkiss has sent the most students to in the last few years are georgetown, harvard, duke, cornell, bowdoin, brown, princeton, middlebury, yale, upenn, uva and trinity college. a lot of kids are recruited for sports. vineyard vines recently designed a pattern for both totes and ties in their custom collection for Hotchkiss. other similar schools are deerfield, taft, groton, choate, loomis chafee, etc.

parent 1: my daughter just heard back from prep schools and is going to hotchkiss.
parent 2: thats great my son just graduated and is playing lacrosse and princeton next year.

by addison3 July 5, 2006

hotchalk

The act of spelling words out in semen on a woman's body. This can be best achieved by having intercourse doggie style. This will inhibit the woman from knowing and protesting such action.

Yo, I hotchalked my name on your mom's back last night. If you get a black light, I bet you can still see it.

by kobfa13 March 26, 2011

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

hotchpotch

1. A thick soup or stew with various ingredients.

2. A jumble or mix of many different things.

The witch's brew was a hotchpotch of ingredients ranging from bay leaves to bat wings.

by ZenoKarasu January 19, 2010

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008