Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

holster your bitch

The need for a man to stop his woman from talking because she is a starting a fight she won't be participating in.

John you better holster your bitch before she gets your ass kicked.

by dnstommy June 25, 2014

Hooters

1) A fairly average restaurant chain that employs attractive young women to break down their lives and everything.

2) A pair of women’s breasts. There are different sizes of hooters out there, y’know...

1) Kaylee applied for a job there, a few weeks later she got accepted, then she started hating it because of how it tore down part of her life.

2) Jenna’s got some nice hooters!

by miiREEEE June 7, 2018

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

Dong Holster

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)

Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.

by tactash May 6, 2008

Hopster

Hipster that hangs out at IHOP all day.

That guy sure loves blueberry pancakes and the music of Animal Collective - he's a hopster!

by Ronswanson2716 June 19, 2010

Hooterphobic

Having more religion than any one else on the face of the Earth.

She can f*$k her boyfriend...Lie to her parents...But her Hooterphobic ass can't eat chicken wings.

by desperatedamsel April 20, 2005