1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 07, 2021
The act of a person shoving a hot wheels track into your partners button and then running a hot wheels car down it.
by JulioBonjonkelz February 26, 2014
The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
The feeling you get when on a highway with high embankments. The world starts to spin and the walls are closing in.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.
As though nothing could go wrong, with walls like that on each side of the highway, like nan's arms. It was a Nanjical Highway.
by TheMysterDMan January 05, 2023
A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.
by Hairy Highway February 07, 2018
A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.
by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022
1. a song sung by phineas and ferb in the episode Journey to the Center of Candace while there in a mini sub inside of candace
2. alternate word for your veins/artery's
2. alternate word for your veins/artery's
1. just the two of us in an esophagus its time to get this misson a rollin dont mean to make a fuss but that was the pancreas
2. your hemoglobin highways are blocked up
2. your hemoglobin highways are blocked up
by platypussy_licker May 03, 2019