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Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009
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gerry helmet

the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.
have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!
by paddy farrell September 26, 2004
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Unicorn Helmet

This is when you are Having sex with a girl with a prosthetic leg or arm. You take it off and wear it as a helmet while you keep fucking her.
She didn't have a problem with me pulling a Unicorn helmet while fucking her last night. I must say i felt like a is a mythological creature in bed!
by BigBGank March 5, 2010
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Auntie Helen

The female rendition of Chuck Norris. She can make flag necklaces from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, with her feet, while making quesadillas and instructing others how to make the flags. In short, she is a walking, talking legend. A prodigy, a master of the arts, and an auntie.
Bill: Holy $*&@*(&*% did you see that?

Bob: Did I see what?

Bill: Look! A living, breathing legend!

Bob: Don't you mean an Auntie Helen?

ex 2.

Only Auntie Helen can be in two places at once, Glance at the name of a sonata and play it, and cook friggin awesome quesadillas, and teach a choir all at once. She poops gold, and turns dirt into gold. She doesn't clean dirt, the dirt turns clean for her. Her insult is a compliment, and every word she speaks are proverbs, and they all rhyme.

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by Nayr Fagueras December 1, 2010
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Helen

by hot(space)space(space)potato December 23, 2017
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roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.
My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.
by Josh January 4, 2004
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helen

Helen is a sheep girl, usually has sheepy blond hair and dates exotic Mexican guys such as Juan. Helen is a savage and not to be messed with, Juanitas should stay clear of her man. Helen is beautiful and amazing at languages and at picking friends. Helen hates the colour yellow and hates people touching her knees. Helen is an amazing girl to be around and everyone secretly wants to be her
Omg Juan is so lucky, he's dating a Helen!

Oh mona Lissa you bring tea towels to Helen!
by Clevergirl123 December 29, 2016
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