have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Having a Levi

n.
1. a. The act of having too much fun.

b. The sound of having too much fun.

2. Informal Something amusing, absurd, or contemptible; a joke taken too far: The end result is having had a Levi.

3. Informal Levi'ing; amusement. Often used in the plural: went along just for a Levi.

Boy 1: You can't have fun, its a school night. You're having a Levi.

Another example:

Boy 1: Hey last night I went to the strip club and drank Jager until I was sick out of my nose!

Boy 2: Argggh sounds like you had a Levi

by The J-Bomb August 12, 2013

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017

Having A kim

Having a Kim is when your feet get swollen and show your sandals straps. It's a Kim.

While pregnant Kim Kardashian had bad swollen feet... And still wore her strap gladiator sandals and high pumps. Consequently her feet showed deep marks : she's having a Kim.

by Genny from the block May 28, 2013

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck April 08, 2018

Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

by TINKERMAN September 01, 2022

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 14, 2021