to have the runs

to have the runs

To have the runs. When food is not properly cooked or if one drinks water unfit for human consumption, one invariably has diarrhea. "The person has the runs". He has to run very quickly to the nearest toilet so as not to release his bowels in his pants.

by Deauville650 July 03, 2017

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

having a fly

a decietful technique in which a man acts as if he has a fly in his clothes and therefore has to frantically scratch his whole body. this is a desperate, yet stealthy attempt to scrach one's genitals

im tihnking of having a fly! my balls itch so much!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Have shatten

Past tense of the act of shitting

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten

by Poor slinky neck April 08, 2018

Having A Jimbo

When the obsession around your nemesis's Fantasy Football team and score dictates everything you do on a day to day basis.

"Look at him, he's aggravated, he's tired, he's not sleeping, he's definitely 'having a Jimbo'

by TINKERMAN September 01, 2022

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 14, 2021