Ewan Hamilton is probably bad at skatboarding but can kick flip. Most Ewan Hamilton's drink way to much monster and probably have a heart rate of 130 BPM. Most likely ginger as it is an Irish name. Being Irish he gets way to drunk every weekend and blacks out at 11pm.
Guy 1. Why is Ewan Hamilton passed out already it's only 11:00
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
Guy 2. He's Irish and drinks beer as if it's water. I think he finished all of our liquor.
by Fehcnawe June 28, 2019
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by alein_et January 30, 2022
White people go here a lot of baseball nerds and a lot of black people who like football but they are all crack babies who don’t know how to admit that they suck
East Hamilton high school oh that school the one that has the most faggots(sorry if this offends you) people in it in the whole world right now.
by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021
The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
by TheToesKnows May 05, 2025
The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.
Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025
1. A musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda aka Linnamon Roll which has really expensive tickets.
2. Did not live to see our glory
3. Only 19 but his mind is older
4. The 10 dollar founding father without a father who eventually became a hero and a scholar
5. Failed to say no to this
6. Did not throw away his shot
2. Did not live to see our glory
3. Only 19 but his mind is older
4. The 10 dollar founding father without a father who eventually became a hero and a scholar
5. Failed to say no to this
6. Did not throw away his shot
Person 1: Did you see Hamilton yet?
Person 2: Pssssssssh, no! The tickets are so expensive you can hear my wallet cry if you listen closely.
Person 2: Pssssssssh, no! The tickets are so expensive you can hear my wallet cry if you listen closely.
by my_sh0t February 08, 2019