"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

she done already had hers

When a bitch on the street don't want these hands

Girl she don't want it she done already had hers.

by Turtleneck95 March 14, 2017

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Had

Had means I used to have _____

Had mean I used to do this or have that

by Lily unicorns February 26, 2021

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021