had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

You've had it

If someone or something has 'had it,' it means they've reached a state wherein they're not functioning how they normally should.

Angus: *Does or says something stupid*
Clay: 'Haha! You've had it, mate'

OR

*The car breaks down*
'Fuck, the car's had it'

by A special kid called Matthew January 27, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 10, 2021

got had

When an individual gets tricked, mislead, lied or is confused about a given subject and then assumes they are right about said subject.

Individuals who usually fall for outlandish conspiracy theories or hold fanatical beliefs about a subject as a form of truth.

Joey: Vaccines are being used to kill people! There is no proof that they are helping us. It says it in the Bible.
Tom: Don't listen to Joey. He got had.

by 000Six_Six000 November 30, 2022

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020

Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021

fin had

a fatherless child with buck teeth and his mother conveniently has no teeth her self is unemployed has no palls with a mega cool water cooling pc and his nose looks like a sail boat

wouldnt want to be a fin had

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025