Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

Wasa-Hodi-Ba

to stay home all day and watch tv,play video games,and do nothing...a life style in a way

another way of saying lazy

BOB: i just wanna wasa-hodi-ba today

JILL: ok

by nightowl6565 February 21, 2019

Maja Hedin

A beautiful bonde women from Sweden, loves Piffany Tersson and also goes by the name ; Marsha, pooh bear and GH.
If you ever manage to catch this girl you should never let go of her.

Euw whos fart stinks like that?

- Oh its mine, I made a Maja Hedin

by PiffanyCherrie November 22, 2021

It-hoed

Tied up by the front teeth and dragged through a pile of Jordan dicks mouth first while accruing copious amounts of brown boi oil in your bottom lip

Fuck you cunt, you deserve to get it-hoed

by Lachland the cunt February 10, 2022

Klepto Hodiak

A person who compulsively pockets items that don’t belong to them at mass collects and deposits in multiple spots in thier neigherhbor hood.

My klepto hodiak roommate filled up three of my neighbors sheds with my electronics

by Ronin boom bostic November 6, 2025

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023